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| EAT THAT HOT DOG |
1960's St Patrick grammar school. 1st grade. Lunch time. On that day, lunch was boiled hot dogs. They smelled gross. I didn't want any and said so. Sister Mary Ninja, who's real name was lost to history many years ago stated in no uncertain terms : "TAKE A HOT DOG AND SIT DOWN AND EAT" Very nasty woman. Nuns of that era included many of these bullying sadistic "Holy Women of God". So I was trapped. I sat and choked down the disgusting frank. And gagged. And gagged again. And stood up directly in front of satan's sister, and I threw up. Projectile vomited the meal I had been forced to eat. Of course she was furious at me and shoved me away from the mess on the floor. Just one of my many Catholic school fails from over the years. The memory, always there to this day.
I TOLD HER I DID NOT WANT THE HOT DOG!!!!!
Worst part.. I told my mother when I got home, she slapped me. Nuns were to be obeyed. Nuns were divinely inspired and thus were always right. That really sucked.
Maybe I should send this to the new Pope. See if he reaches back through time and rights a wrong from the Catholic schools evil days. Inquisition 2.0. Nope. not gonna do that.
Fin